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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

American Writer

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

American Writer

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

American Writer

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.

Love

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

American Writer Sex

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Funny

She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.

It's great for the first two weeks. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

It's great for the first two weeks.

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

American Writer Mistakes

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Woman

When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say

When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say "I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'. "

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Quotes

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

American Writer

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